In French, you don’t really say “fuck me.” You say “mets ta baguette magique dans mon four,” which is closer to “put your magic baguette in my oven.”
I love that. Baguettes in ovens. It’s about food.
I’m French and I’m pretty sure you say ‘casse-moi’ which means something like ‘break me’. Just saying.
no that doesn’t make sense that’s much too violent
the french dont like violence they like bread